Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Spider Cake

Every Halloween, my agency has a scary dessert contest. Last year I did a gingerbread man graveyard massacre. Inspired by this pumpkin patch bloodbath.

Well, I wanted to up the ante this year, so after some searching online I came up with doing a spider cake. Her legs are pirouettes glued together with frosting. Her body is a bundt cake and her head is carved from a couple eight inch round cakes. Eyes are marshmallows and mini chocolate chips. And the best part? There are guts! She was filled with whipped cream and raspberry coulis.



As you can see, she was gored by the hungry mob. I didn't win the baking contest, but I'm always satisfied when my creations are devoured.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Obama Wins Wisconsin!

I'd like to think my canvassing has a little bit to do with Obama's win in WI, but then I'd be lying to myself. Maybe I helped one or two people get to the polls, but in all honesty I felt that I was mostly just bugging folks. I know that I kept myself from gnawing off my remote control hand, that's for sure. I would have been jumping out of my skin if I'd stayed home.

Most of the reason I went out to canvass and wave signs was to absolve myself of guilt. Guilt about being a talker and not a doer. Guilt about pledging money and not actually writing the check. Guilt about not donating my time earlier. Because if you get up at 5 AM on election day, that totally makes up for weeks of laziness, right? Right?!

Saturday, August 2, 2008

I-94, Korean BBQ & a Philandering Architect (oh my!)

Jim and I went down to Chicago for a visit this weekend. Was a slightly difficult trip to plan as we were hitting the West Loop and Oak Park AND had to be back to MKE in time for Jim to work Sunday afternoon. (He schedules himself for Sundays about once a month to keep his part time guy from burning out.) Couple this with the fact that I was unable to leave work any earlier than 3 and we have a short, sweet, action-packed 24+ hours.

Some highlights:

Didn't leave until nearly four, thus a 1.5 hour trip was doubled by Friday rush hour traffic and construction on 94. Then I was pulled over about five blocks from my sister's apartment, basically because a cranky bus driver honked at me. By some divine providence did not get a ticket, though! This is really more of a lowlight, I guess, but I must say that the only thing that can make you feel good after getting pulled over is not getting a ticket, so in the end my spirits were tricked into being high.

Went for Korean BBQ with my sister and the "guy she's been dating for two months but they still are too weak sauce to just call each other BF/GF." You cook your own food on a tableside grill. I've always wanted to try it, but as far as I've been able to tell we don't have any Korean BBQs in MKE. So sad, because it was delicious. We ordered the bulgogi and were not disappointed.

In addition to the delicious meat and white rice, you get about ten relishes to nibble as your food sizzles before your eyes. My favorite were the sweet, chewy tofu sticks. Also notable was some sort of seaweed salad, sweet pickled cukes and of course the kimchi. I definitely want to do Korean BBQ again, especially because I want to try what the majority of the Korean diners were eating. It was just unmarinated ribeye grilled tableside, and then when that's done they do up a big mess of fried rice in your pan. If that's what the Koreans were eating, by god that's what I want to eat!

We went for drinks at Delilah's after dinner and we had a lot of them. Closed the bar, in fact. Jim and the "guy" hit it off, which is great because, well, Jim is picky and his approval is like a good rating from Consumer Reports. No need to do further research on the product. Unfortunately we didn't get much sleep and I got the least sleep of all. I didn't feel that drunk, but clearly I was because I decided to stay up and finish off a bottle of rosé and read the second Bridget Jones book. Which I've already read. And didn't like the first time. Le sigh.


They had this beer on tap and it tasted suspiciously like Luden's cherry cough drops.

So it was not a surprise when we got a later start heading to Oak Park than originally planned. But we were on the rode by 10 AM and it really only took 25 minutes to get there, not bad. Our short trip was accented by Jim's amazing maneuvering from a left entrance ramp all the way across six lanes of traffic to the 290 exit in less than half a mile. And nary a honk!

My sister came with us and Jim's parents were also there, I love being able to hang with different sides of the family at once. Walked to Wishbone for lunch. (Thumbs up for the Red Eggs on the brunch menu.)

My nephew drew a "sad mountain" for his grandmother, which was a big triangle with a frowny face. Other nephew highlights included his habit of telling tall tales, like how he is both afraid of the water AND an excellent swimmer. Or when I asked him what kind of ears his friend's dog had. "Hmmm. I don't think she has any ears." "Well, do you know what kind of dog she is?" "I guess she's the kind of dog that can't hear!" I love that kid, he has such a great brain.

We went on the Frank Lloyd Wright Home and Studio tour. It was very impressive, I would recommend it if you have any interest in historic homes, architecture or art. Our tour guide was great, the subject was fascinating and it only cost $12. Taliesin in Madison is $40, though that may be in part due to the gory history of the place. I've never really paid that much attention to Wright besides the most general info: prairie homes, integration with nature, etc. His techniques for creating the illusion of space in a fairly small home were so interesting. Also, the thoroughness of the home's restoration was admirable.


Wright's home stood out from the Victorian style homes around it.

But you can tell from some of his design elements that he's an egoist. He designed a lot of his own furniture, and a fair amount of it was built in. He wants to dictate how the space is used after he's done with it. He refers to the kitchen as the "woman's workplace" and, at least in his own home, didn't give it much consideration. He gave the ladies consideration, though. He was running around town with the wife of a client, leaving his own wife and their six children at home. I think in the end he was married three times, but he had hella more consorts than that. Slutty genius!

We stayed for dinner (Iowa sweet corn FTW!) and left around 10 pm. All in all a lovely little trip. Beers sampled: 6. Meats grilled: 2.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Birthday Bee

Kate's birthday card 2008

I received this Sublime Stitching pattern from Diana for my birthday and immediately knew what to do with it. Since my BFF's birthday is just three days after mine, I knew I'd do a birthday card for her. I had some yellow cotton (formerly a Jim shirt) hanging around, so to work I went. I love the sort of cross-eyed bee and whimsical flowers. The lettering is freestyle, as I'm sure you can tell. It was an afterthought and I just didn't want to deal with a pattern, ja know?

All in all I'm pleased with this piece and look forward to using more elements from this pattern soon.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Oldie but Goodie

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Did this embroidery for the "250 Square Feet of Art" for the Eisner Museum fundraiser two years ago. It's all metallic on black cotton. This is a Simpsons quote (well, a bastardized version of a Simpsons quote) I've always wanted to cross stitch, but I didn't have time for creating a pattern before the piece was due.

Metallic embroidery floss is a bitch to work with, I hate working with it. Overall I think this turned out pretty well, I was pretty pleased with the window detail. To bulk the image up I went over the rocket with three or four stitches, which created sort of a rope-like effect.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

"Tom Goes to the Mayor" can be verbed

You know how there are all kinds of words that aren't verbs but are used as verbs? My sister once told me that she was busy "lotioning" when a friend stopped over. I the advertising world it's common to be "concepting."

I like to refer to the phenomenon as "verbing." (Get it? I verbed the word verb. So meta!)

So I'm officially verbing Tom Goes to the Mayor. As in, "You totally got Tom Goes to the Mayored! And you loved it!" Also acceptable is TGTTMed, for the sake of brevity. Why have I verbed a cartoon? Because I have TGTTMed some folks, and I'd like to share that with YOUUUUU!

First came Jim, of course. It was a surprise and he loved it. Then I got a couple more requests.
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My sister came next. It took me a while to find this background, I think it's very TGTTM, don't you?
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And finally my friend Rachel jumped on board. I'm not sure she was fully aware of the awesomeness of TGTTM, but she was appreciative of the photo treatment, so I did one for here. Nice glasses, Rach!
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Friday, June 13, 2008

But I can't change time

I really feel the need to get this blog going because some changes are going on around me. Some good friends just told us they're moving away, I don't think it's really hit me yet. Carrie's been a part of my life for so long, I think it's the sort of change I'll feel more after it happens. Like, when there's something cool going on in town, a new restaurant to visit, I'll wish they were here to share it with. I know we'll keep in touch, but our friendship has always been local, and I'm not the best at maintaining long distance contact. But hey, Portland is a pretty attractive place to visit, so that will help things along, right? Reminds me of when Elizabeth Bennet says she fell in love with Darcy when she first glimpsed Pemberley.

I'm trying to find a thing, a hook, a reason for doing this blog, I can't quite put my finger on what it should be. Huh, I'm fucking boring I guess. Attempting to find a theme and failing makes me feel... inconsistent. Should I start actually doing something so I can blog about it? Seems a bit backwards, but hey, there's lots of stuff I'd like to get going on. Cooking, crafting, etc. Ooh, maybe I could make it about feminazi bonerkiller stuff. I'm good at that stuff, at least on the internets. It's something to consider at least.

Cha cha cha changes